Always believed that Porsches should come with two doors? UK based tuning company Merdad have announced plans for a conversion kit for the Porsche Cayenne Turbo, and the kit in question converts the four-door SUV into a two-door “coupe”. Looks more like a three-door super sized supermini to us. Very little information is provided, so we presume access to the rear section is by pushing the front seats forward, as in coupes.

Additions will include nostril-vents on the bonnet, an aggressive grille, a revised front apron and new side skirts along with huge blacked out wheels. Under that bonnet lies a 4.8-litre V8 engine that has been modified by the tuners to produce 740 bhp. This is a phenomenal 247 bhp increase from the standard engine output, but then again tuners are only after a headline power figure with little regards to fuel consumption and emissions, unlike Porsche.

Coming up with a Photoshop dream is easier than actually making the car. Once again, there’s not much info on how this severe operation will be conducted and the procedures involved.

More images after the jump. To refresh your memory on how the new Cayenne looks like, click here.